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The following drabble was made with the Drabble-Matic found here. Amuse yourself, your friends, your colleagues, the homeless guys that hang around your workplace, etc. for hours! I particularly like the goat's part in this little drabble. I think he really makes it what it is. :D
The Adventure Of The Goat
John and Teyla were out for a florescent Valentine's walk on the stairs. As they went, Teyla rested her hand on John's ear. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so lovely, John was filled with black dread.
"Do you suppose it's smooth here?" he asked loudly.
"You beautiful silly," Teyla said, tickling John with her grass. "It's completely stoic."
Just then, a golden goat leapt out from behind a Gateroom and ran Teyla in the arm. "Aaargh!" Teyla screamed.
Things looked grainy. But John, although he was tall, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a P-90 and, like a willow tree bending in the wind, beat the goat merrily until it ran off. "That will teach you to run innocent people."
Then he clasped Teyla close. Teyla was bleeding smoothly. "My darling," John said, and pressed his lips to Teyla's shoulder.
"I love you," Teyla said silently, and expired in John's arms.
John never loved again.
The Adventure Of The Goat
John and Teyla were out for a florescent Valentine's walk on the stairs. As they went, Teyla rested her hand on John's ear. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so lovely, John was filled with black dread.
"Do you suppose it's smooth here?" he asked loudly.
"You beautiful silly," Teyla said, tickling John with her grass. "It's completely stoic."
Just then, a golden goat leapt out from behind a Gateroom and ran Teyla in the arm. "Aaargh!" Teyla screamed.
Things looked grainy. But John, although he was tall, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a P-90 and, like a willow tree bending in the wind, beat the goat merrily until it ran off. "That will teach you to run innocent people."
Then he clasped Teyla close. Teyla was bleeding smoothly. "My darling," John said, and pressed his lips to Teyla's shoulder.
"I love you," Teyla said silently, and expired in John's arms.
John never loved again.
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